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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Most big cats are just that, really big, lazy, cats that just want to curl up and get head scratches


I wanna train my Golden retriever to be a cheetah service dog now!

attackofthekillercutiepatooties:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Most big cats are just that, really big, lazy, cats that just want to curl up and get head scratches

I wanna train my Golden retriever to be a cheetah service dog now!

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Summer drink idea: the Berry Weiss boilermaker. Pour a glass of #leinenkugels #berryweiss and drop in a shot of #midnightmoon blueberry #moonshine, and VOILA! Summer fun abounds! #summertime #imnomixologistbutthisisdelicious #drinkideas #wautoma #doingalilbitofboozing (at CD Lounge)

I have common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Calvin & Hobbes

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lmaohue:

deductivereasonable:

itsanexperimentjohn:

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seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

FUCK OH MY GOD

I will always reblog this when I see it.

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They sell #summershandy tall boys at the 7/11! I’m so happy, I could take a shower with one! (That’s exactly what I plan to do) #leinenkugels #showerbeer #longridetoday #getthepartystarted #gettingwarmer #hellosummer (at CD Lounge)

They sell #summershandy tall boys at the 7/11! I’m so happy, I could take a shower with one! (That’s exactly what I plan to do) #leinenkugels #showerbeer #longridetoday #getthepartystarted #gettingwarmer #hellosummer (at CD Lounge)

THIS is why I always wear flexfit hats. Inevitably, my hair finds a way to poke out and hang down in my eyes. Total #firstworldproblems. #morbark #moonscape #manuallabor #bored #bluecollar #realtree #hashtagabuse  (at Penny Road Pub)

THIS is why I always wear flexfit hats. Inevitably, my hair finds a way to poke out and hang down in my eyes. Total #firstworldproblems. #morbark #moonscape #manuallabor #bored #bluecollar #realtree #hashtagabuse (at Penny Road Pub)

My two favorite furry family members: Pixie and Murphy! A match made in heaven! #murphy #pixie #goldenretriever #goldenlove #TheDogDistrict #playtime #puppylove #dogtag #doglife #lovethelittlethingsinlife

My two favorite furry family members: Pixie and Murphy! A match made in heaven! #murphy #pixie #goldenretriever #goldenlove #TheDogDistrict #playtime #puppylove #dogtag #doglife #lovethelittlethingsinlife

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Post-Marvel movie Chuck Taylor picture. Last time we took one was at the #Avengers. #converse #chucktaylors #CaptainAmerica #thewintersoldier #moviefun

Post-Marvel movie Chuck Taylor picture. Last time we took one was at the #Avengers. #converse #chucktaylors #CaptainAmerica #thewintersoldier #moviefun

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After 2 years of having it, FINALLY using my little #Webergrill to cook up some beer brats! Beer + brats + warm = awesome Sunday! #sundayfunday #bratwurst #beerbrats #summershandy #leinenkugels #weber #grillmaster (at CD Lounge)

After 2 years of having it, FINALLY using my little #Webergrill to cook up some beer brats! Beer + brats + warm = awesome Sunday! #sundayfunday #bratwurst #beerbrats #summershandy #leinenkugels #weber #grillmaster (at CD Lounge)

Enjoying a nice after-work beer in my #clevelandbrowns pint glass that I got from my brother. Great way to start a weekend! #leinenkugels #lemonberryshandy #sogood #thanksbrad #brotherlylove #bearsarestillbetter (at CD Lounge)

Enjoying a nice after-work beer in my #clevelandbrowns pint glass that I got from my brother. Great way to start a weekend! #leinenkugels #lemonberryshandy #sogood #thanksbrad #brotherlylove #bearsarestillbetter (at CD Lounge)

Riding my bike home from work, racing the storm that’s rolling in. Life is beautiful! #actionselfie #bikeride #manuallabor #lifeisbeautiful #pedaltothemetal

Riding my bike home from work, racing the storm that’s rolling in. Life is beautiful! #actionselfie #bikeride #manuallabor #lifeisbeautiful #pedaltothemetal

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#nativeamerican #bearnest #sculpture #davemcgary #art

#nativeamerican #bearnest #sculpture #davemcgary #art

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#nativeamerican #davemcgary #trophiesofhonor #art #sculpture

#nativeamerican #davemcgary #trophiesofhonor #art #sculpture

Native American chieftain statue from the estate I worked at today. I’ve got three more to put up, so enjoy! These things are ridiculous; every part of the sculpture is done with bronze, so they’re solid metal, and have such insane details in them. Dave McGary, whoever you are, I am impressed! #davemcgary #nativeamerican #art #sculpture

Native American chieftain statue from the estate I worked at today. I’ve got three more to put up, so enjoy! These things are ridiculous; every part of the sculpture is done with bronze, so they’re solid metal, and have such insane details in them. Dave McGary, whoever you are, I am impressed! #davemcgary #nativeamerican #art #sculpture

Perfect way to enjoy a gorgeous afternoon. A great #book, a #masonjar of awesome, and some rocking tunes. Throw in #thunderstruck and some #sunshine, and you get a good day! #chicagosummer #chicagoweather #whiskey #windycity #bookworm #floridageorgialine (at CD Lounge)

Perfect way to enjoy a gorgeous afternoon. A great #book, a #masonjar of awesome, and some rocking tunes. Throw in #thunderstruck and some #sunshine, and you get a good day! #chicagosummer #chicagoweather #whiskey #windycity #bookworm #floridageorgialine (at CD Lounge)

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