All my laundry was folded and ready to be put away. I leave the room for five minutes to go take my last load out, check on my dinner, and THIS is what I come back to. I love you, dog, but MAN, are you a jerkass sometimes! #goldenretriever #goldenlove #dogtag #dogproblems #shessodamncutethough (at CD Lounge)

All my laundry was folded and ready to be put away. I leave the room for five minutes to go take my last load out, check on my dinner, and THIS is what I come back to. I love you, dog, but MAN, are you a jerkass sometimes! #goldenretriever #goldenlove #dogtag #dogproblems #shessodamncutethough (at CD Lounge)

#fireworks over #silverlake on Independence Day! God bless America! #wautoma #wisconsin #hapoy4thofjuly (at Silver Lake Wautoma Wi)

#fireworks over #silverlake on Independence Day! God bless America! #wautoma #wisconsin #hapoy4thofjuly (at Silver Lake Wautoma Wi)

Sunset on #silverlake! A little #boozecruise never hurt nobody! #wautoma #wautomarocks #pontoon  (at Big Silver Lake)

Sunset on #silverlake! A little #boozecruise never hurt nobody! #wautoma #wautomarocks #pontoon (at Big Silver Lake)

Officially hit the Wisconsin state line! I’m gone for the weekend! Good ruck, everybody else! #wautoma #wisconsin #wisconsinbound #cowboyhat #thunderstruck  (at Wisconsin State Line)

Officially hit the Wisconsin state line! I’m gone for the weekend! Good ruck, everybody else! #wautoma #wisconsin #wisconsinbound #cowboyhat #thunderstruck (at Wisconsin State Line)

Best view in the whole world. #wautoma #wautomarocks #silverlake #pontoon (at Camp Postlewaite)

Best view in the whole world. #wautoma #wautomarocks #silverlake #pontoon (at Camp Postlewaite)

The pirates have landed! #jollyroger #pirateflag #wautoma #wautomarocks #grillingout (at Camp Postlewaite)

The pirates have landed! #jollyroger #pirateflag #wautoma #wautomarocks #grillingout (at Camp Postlewaite)

I’m on a boat! #weekendcowboy #silverlake #wautoma  (at Big Silver Lake)

I’m on a boat! #weekendcowboy #silverlake #wautoma (at Big Silver Lake)

Driving from Highland Park to Glencoe. Last stop of the day. Got bored, so I took two lock nuts and made them into a ring. What am I doing with my life?! #traffic #summertime #readyforvacation #moonscape #hardware (at Sunset Park)

Driving from Highland Park to Glencoe. Last stop of the day. Got bored, so I took two lock nuts and made them into a ring. What am I doing with my life?! #traffic #summertime #readyforvacation #moonscape #hardware (at Sunset Park)

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Coworker put that #chainsmokers song, #SELFIE on in our work van. It is deafening. Thank God for headphones and #theramones. #thankgoditsalmostfriday #justwannagohome #ineedadrink #ineedashower (at Coopers Hawk, South Barrington)

Coworker put that #chainsmokers song, #SELFIE on in our work van. It is deafening. Thank God for headphones and #theramones. #thankgoditsalmostfriday #justwannagohome #ineedadrink #ineedashower (at Coopers Hawk, South Barrington)

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Found this big mama laying her eggs this morning on my ride to work. She was a beauty! #commonsnappingturtle #snappingturtle #snapper #hatchingseason #reptilesrule (at Great Western Trail)

Found this big mama laying her eggs this morning on my ride to work. She was a beauty! #commonsnappingturtle #snappingturtle #snapper #hatchingseason #reptilesrule (at Great Western Trail)

I made me some watermelon juice! It tastes amazing, and I’m pretty sure it’d be great with a little something extra! Summer rocks! #watermelon #juice #summertime #summer #saturdaynight #movienight (at CD Lounge)

I made me some watermelon juice! It tastes amazing, and I’m pretty sure it’d be great with a little something extra! Summer rocks! #watermelon #juice #summertime #summer #saturdaynight #movienight (at CD Lounge)

Happy #Fridaythe13th! I’d make a good #JasonVoorhees, right? #Machete #fridayfun #morbark #oakley #realtree #moonscape  (at Reed-Keppler Park)

Happy #Fridaythe13th! I’d make a good #JasonVoorhees, right? #Machete #fridayfun #morbark #oakley #realtree #moonscape (at Reed-Keppler Park)

#Machete don’t #instagram. #tgif #shenanigans #timetoridehome #morbark #moonscape #beardtag  (at Reed-Keppler Park)

#Machete don’t #instagram. #tgif #shenanigans #timetoridehome #morbark #moonscape #beardtag (at Reed-Keppler Park)

This is the face of someone who woke up at 430 and rode 7.5 miles in the rain to get to work by 615. I cannot wait to get my goddamn license back. On the plus side, working in Wisconsin near SJNMA today, so maybe I’ll drop by campus for a visit! #rain #rainyday #moonscape #wisconsin #waukesha #timeforfamiliarterritory #sjnma #militaryschool (at City of West Chicago)

This is the face of someone who woke up at 430 and rode 7.5 miles in the rain to get to work by 615. I cannot wait to get my goddamn license back. On the plus side, working in Wisconsin near SJNMA today, so maybe I’ll drop by campus for a visit! #rain #rainyday #moonscape #wisconsin #waukesha #timeforfamiliarterritory #sjnma #militaryschool (at City of West Chicago)

Awaddup, Lake Michigan?!?!?! #chicago #chitown #greatestlake #lakemichigan #lakeshoredrive #brightlightsbigcity (at Bongo Beach)

Awaddup, Lake Michigan?!?!?! #chicago #chitown #greatestlake #lakemichigan #lakeshoredrive #brightlightsbigcity (at Bongo Beach)