#Crikey! Here we have the wild Christa, asleep in her natural habitat. Disturbance of her slumber could be fatal, so we’re just gonna let her sleep. #dangerdangerdanger #crocodilehunter #caughtslippin #sleepyboop #shesgonnakillmeinthemorning (at CD Lounge)
After careful deliberation and much debate, a verdict came in: keep the #beard, cut the hair! SMOKIN! #disconnectedundercut #haircut #beardtag #beardedisbetter #newhair #drunkbydawn (at CD Lounge)
Anonymous asked: Could you maybe possibly tag your girl problems ? With a trigger or something ? As a guy I don't want to see that on my dashboard
PERIODS BLOOD UTERUS VAGINAS ASSES BOOBS ONE BOOB BIGGER THAN THE OTHER NIPPLES HURTING WAXING LEGS WAXING VAGINAS BRAZILIAN FUCKING WAXES GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE WAXED WAXING ARMPITS WAXING TOP LIPS WAXING EYEBROWS DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS TATTOOING YOUR EYEBROWS ON PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS HAIR DYE HAIR CUTS SPLIT ENDS HAIRDRYERS EXPLODING HAIR STRAIGHTENERS HAIR CURLERS HAIR WAVERS SHOES HEELS WEDGES FLATS CONVERSE DOC MARTENS BOYS BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE TOO FAT BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE DUMB BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE WORTHLESS AND UGLY AND VILE AND DISGUSTING WITHOUT MAKEUP FUCKING EYELINER AND MASCARA AND FOUNDATION AND CONCEALER AND POWDER AND PERFUME AND LIPSTICK AND LIPGLOSS AND LIP BALM AND BEING TOO TALL BEING TOO SMALL BEING TOO SKINNY BEING TOO FAT NOT LOOKING LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MAGAZINE NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT ACTRESS NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT MODEL PURGING ANOREXIA BULIMIA ALL BECAUSE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FUCKING GIRL PROBLEMS
TRIGGER WARNING??? GROW SOME BALLS YOUR MOTHER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR SISTER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR AUNTIE YOUR COUSIN YOUR FRIEND YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE FUCKING QUEEN DEALS WITH ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO SO SO DUMB AND SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
Fuck. Yeah. Fuck that dude, and this response is fucking amazing!
So, today, I decided to change it up a bit after I got off of work. After showering and cleaning up from the day, I decided to put on a pair of briefs that I’ve had for a few years and never really worn. Normally, I put on a pair of basketball shorts, or my jeans and some comfy boxers. I never wear briefs, mainly for the fact that they don’t exactly… keep everything in it’s place.
However, I really like these briefs. I got them at Walmart, and they’re blue and white with the Captain America shield on them. I dunno, guess I just wanted to feel super. Calvin has his lucky rocket ship underpants; I have superhero briefs.